英文笑话(捧腹大笑的英文笑话)

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英文笑话(捧腹大笑的英文笑话)

看笑话的成果就是看完后能够令人捧腹大笑,我们看过很多中文的笑话,那么英文笑话你看过没有,如果还没有的话,那么下面我们跟着听力课堂去看看英文笑话都有哪些能够令你捧腹大笑的。

英文笑话第一篇:

1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。重要是在午饭时光、休息时光、睡前时光、这些时光、那些时光、任何时光和所有时光玩玩而已。(这里重要应用time来到达滑稽的后果,细心领会一下英文哦!)

2. I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.我最恨两面派,因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸,这让我很难堪。

3.When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.当一个女人说“什么?”,这不是因为她没听见你说什么。她只是在给你一个机遇来收回你刚刚所说的话。

4百思特网. When people call百思特网 you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.当人们说你真上镜时,他们其实是想告知你:你本人看起来比照片丑多了。

英文笑话第二篇:

1. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.人们说笑颜是最好的良药。你的脸必定能治愈全世界。

2. Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, and don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.不要偷,不要撒谎,不要诱骗,不要贩毒。因为(美国)政府仇恨有人和它竞争。

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the o百思特网ther is the husband.婚姻是这样一种关系,一个人永远是对的,另一个人是丈夫。

4. Sometimes you just need some space...to fart.有时你只是须要一些空间来放屁!

英文笑话第三篇:

1. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?他们说爱比金钱更主要,但是你是否试过用一个拥抱来付你的账?

2. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”当我临终之时,我愿望我的最后遗嘱是“我留了一百万美金,放在了。”

3 I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.我总是从那些听了我的建议之后犯错的人哪里汲取经验教训。