英语滑稽小故事（英语滑稽笑话观赏）
Joke One
Dick: My aunt has 88 keys.
Tracy: She must have a lot of doors.
Dick: She doesn't. She plays the piano.
这个Joke的笑点是key这个词 ，key钥匙；(乐器、电脑等的)键，这个词还有“症结”的意思。must可用在确定陈说句中表现“推测”，一般翻译成“必定”。must do/be必定做/是...；must have +过去分词，意为：必定做过...,；must be doing必定正在做...。
例如：
You must have read this book.
你必定读过这本书。
They must be playing football on the playground.他们现在必定在操场踢足球。
You must be very tired.你必定很累吧。
Joke Two
Mrs Williams loved flowers and had a small but beautiful garden. In the summer, her roses were always the best in the st百思特网reet. One summer afternoon, her doorbell rang, and when she went to the front door, she saw a small boy outside. He was about five years old, with a bunch of beautiful roses in his hands.
"I am selling roses," he said."Do you want any? They are quite cheap. They are fresh. I picked them up this afternoon."
"My boy," Mrs William answered."I pick roses whenever I want, and I don't pay anything for them, because I have lots in my garden."
"Oh, no, you haven't," said the boy."There aren't any roses in your garden bec百思特网ause they are here in my hands百思特网."
这个故事中的男孩的天真是它的笑点，摘了人家的玫瑰花还要买给人家。这种事让人哭笑不得。