新手上路标语(新手上路搞笑标语)

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新手上路标语(新手上路搞笑标语)

1、别盯着字看,请坚持距离。

Don't stare at the words, please keep your distance.

2、新手女司机上路,方圆十里寸草不生。

Novice female driver on the road, ten miles of grass is not born.

3、如果你看到这行字,就解释离我太近了。

If you see this line, it means you;re too close to me.

4、驾校开除,自学成才;新手初驾,善于急刹。

Driv百思特网ing school expelled self-taught novices to bid, good at emergency brakes.

5、千万别吻我,我怕羞(修)

Never kiss me, I'm shy.

6、大修无钱,欢迎追尾。

Overhaul has no money, welcome to rear-end.

7、别看车旧,人可是新的。

Don't look at the car. Saving people is new.

8、技巧潮,手艺差,请见谅。

Technical tide, poor craftsmans百思特网hip, please forgive me.

9、世上无难事,只怕有新人。

Nothing is impossible to a willing mind.

10、你的安全你注意,我的地盘我做主。

Your safety, you pay attention. My place, my call.

11、菜鸟上路,请多关照。

Probie on the road, please take care.

12、不要留恋妹,妹只会让你流泪。

Don't have a crush on your sister, it will only make you cry.

13、你先走,我断后。

You go first, I'll break.

14、你让我也让,心宽路更畅。

You make my heart wider.

15、我是移动障碍物,请绕行。

This is a moving obstacle. Please bypass.

16、掩护新手,人人有责。

It's everyone's job to protect the novice.

17、你是师傅,你先走。

You are the master, you go first.

18、事故多发车辆,请绕行。

Accident-prone vehicle. Please go around.

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